Breaking News Google employs border collie and contract goat workers
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Get me
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The funier part is I know all these boys and they are yummy in the flesh too...
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instead we were eyeballing a gym. More disturbingly, it was filled with healthy
types bending, stretching and lifting weights when the most exercise I was
getting for the night was walking down a short flight of stairs to the bathroom.
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Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
Cos we're so uninspired
So sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor
So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist
Who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cos we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cos your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So, please don't stay in touch
Do you get
Do you get a little kick out of being small-minded
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it
Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful
Cuz there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control of it
And it's really distasteful
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Fred is the alter ego of a kid in the states and he is hilarious!
He 'does' this character Fred who speaks likea chipmunk, has anger management issues and is seriously warped but oh so fun!
Have a watch of Stalking!
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I think I would run away screaming, not least for the fact it's so out of tune!
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Read as a comment on an article How to Host a Housewarming Party. I especially love the 'outed himself with a bit of rough trade from Melbourne' LOL.
What good advice!
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Is it just me or is Kevin Colvin the guy who was busted by his boss from a Facebook picture hot? Kevin has become notorious for telling his boss he had a family emergency and needed time off and then a picture of him at a Halloween party was loaded on Facebook.
Personally I think he is pretty hot actually!
When Facebook gets its search back I am adding him as a Friend!
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I was reading this nasty misguided editorial on Bush's Appointment of the anti gay nominee for Surgeon general.
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Hewlett Packard has released a digital camera that can slim you down and take at least four pounds off your weight!
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Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
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The boy gave me this card as a joke, but you know sometimes it feels like that hehehehe. I muct admit though that the puppy does such a better job than I do of running to the door and wagging her tail. All I can do is a slight swivel of my hips LOL.
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Straight man's guide to a urinal!
and yes pun intended!
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How the Hell did this get past! - read the full text itis so funny! Source
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A former Labor prime minister, Paul Keating, said Mr Rudd was performing wonderfully and described Mr Howard as "an old, desiccated coconut".
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In my never ending blog watch I have come across this, an example of homophobia and stupidity all in one.
This guy, Nick Peronace- beefman500@hotmail.com, the president of Enterprise Steaks (allegedly) made anti gay comments on a website. You know normal run of the mill 'I'm going to kill you and break your bones' sort of stuff that gets written allot.
Problem is he included his own email address, yes I kid you not! But my dear friends that's not all. As the explosions started to happen, emails of outrage being sent, telephone calls to his office he threatens to sue and types more nasty notes on the website.
Nasty Nicky, of course is trying to dig himself out of this hole by claiming he did not type the nasty messages. Poor stupid fool though, he doesn't know very much about the Internet or the fact that most websites log the IP address of the computers that make comments.
And poor nasty Nicky, guess what, the denials and pained missive outlining his innocence have the same IP address.
Oh dear I do love a good homophobe being dragged over the coals!
Mr Nasty Nicky Peronace, say sorry and give a LARGE donation to PFLAG or another Gay & Lesbian charity!
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Hello, could I get a larger bottle?
I'm an alcoholic not a barbie doll!
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Being the total idiot I am and of course the nerd in me, my favorite world wide event Eurovision is to be held in one of my favorite cities in the world Helsinki!
Go the Finnish Minge *giggles*
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Can someone please explain to me why groups of people are standing around a couple of bottles int he park drinking at 8:30am in the morning?
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BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- German animal rights activists have launched a campaign against plans to put up a giant ferris wheel in Berlin, saying it would disturb the sex lives of rhinos in a nearby zoo.
A group of investors has unveiled plans to erect a 175-meter high wheel for 120 million euros ($158.9 million) in the German capital, hoping to attract millions of visitors from 2008.
But animal rights activists oppose the project, saying the fully-illuminated wheel would disturb the rhinos' daily routine.
"We're worried that these endangered animals won't breed any more, which would hamper animal protection programs," Berlin's animal rights association said in a statement.
The planned Berlin wheel would be higher than the London Eye, which claims to be the world's tallest observation wheel at 135 meters, according to its Web site.
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This is the long distance view of Axl exposing himself up on stage, but I am still waiting for the close up! - You can read my previous post here
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The fabulous guys over at Aussiebum have created something totally new, Undies that make your package look bigger!
The wonderjock is to men what the Wonderbra is to women!
Sure to cause controversy and lawsuits from disgruntled size queens who pick up a boi, only to discover his package is not nearly as big as advertised. I wonder if this type of false advertising is listed in the ACCC?
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Television personality Axle Whitehead has been rebuked by Network Ten after exposing his penis at the Australian Recording Industry (ARIA) Awards.
The incident was not telecast on Network Ten, and it was unclear how many of the 10,000 people, including young music fans, who were at the Acer Arena in Sydney on Sunday night saw it.
Whitehead, who has hosted Ten's Video Hits for two years, was on-stage presenting an award to hip-hop outfit Hilltop Hoods with radio jock Jabba, when he exposed himself.
He also simulated masturbation on the ARIA trophy as the winners made their way to the stage.
"I was shocked that he did it," said one guest who attended the event and saw the incident.
"It's just lucky that it wasn't shown live on television."
While the 2003 Australian Idol finalist couldn't be contacted on Monday for comment, a Ten spokeswoman said the stunt was unacceptable.
"In an incident that was not telecast, last night Axle momentarily exposed himself at the ARIAs," she said.
"His behaviour was inappropriate and Ten and ARIA producers, Roving Enterprises, do not condone it.
"We are addressing this issue with Axle and will make no further comment at this stage."
ARIA event producer Mark Pope agreed.
"I wasn't in the actual room at the time of the alleged incident," he said.
"However this type of behaviour isn't something that ARIA finds acceptable or condones."
The 25-year-old Victorian's former Video Hits co-host Kelly Cavuoto was dropped from the program following a drunken outburst at the 2004 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
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If anyone has the pictures or the video send it to me! - drew 'at@' superdrewby.com
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The boy on the right is hot - Thanks to On Top Down Under
And the original *giggles*
And of course we Love Smosh Productions! They are so hot!
And more of Chris and Jake - As Long as You love me - They are so Yummy!
Thanks Youtube!
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I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
So, I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked how I'd ended up in the hospital; if I'd been poisoned.
I told her no;I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. The
tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from laughter.
I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.
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