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I am a thirty something married gay boy living in Sydney, almost on top of the gay scene but not in it!
Why Sometimes blue?, because I love blue, but also I am sometimes blue :)
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Steroids in Gay Lube Oil
It really shoudl have rung alarm bells when the name of the Oil was Gay Lube Oil AND the packaging was so stereotypical rainbow coloured.
It is funny nonetheless GAY LUBE OIL!
Labels: funny
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
For those of you pervets!
If you would like watch the boys in Fitness First whilst sipping a nice cocktail, head over to the Kings Cross Hoetl in Kings Cross and use the 5th level bar.
I love the review in the SMH:
instead we were eyeballing a gym. More disturbingly, it was filled with healthy
types bending, stretching and lifting weights when the most exercise I was
getting for the night was walking down a short flight of stairs to the bathroom.
Labels: funny
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Guess who Batman - (Fuck you very very much)
Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
Cos we're so uninspired
So sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor
So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist
Who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cos we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So, please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cos your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So, please don't stay in touch
Do you get
Do you get a little kick out of being small-minded
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it
Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful
Cuz there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control of it
And it's really distasteful
Labels: funny, music videos
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Have you met Fred?
Fred is the alter ego of a kid in the states and he is hilarious!
He 'does' this character Fred who speaks likea chipmunk, has anger management issues and is seriously warped but oh so fun!
Have a watch of Stalking!
Labels: funny
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Sunday, June 01, 2008
What would you do?
I think I would run away screaming, not least for the fact it's so out of tune!
Labels: funny
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Watch out it's a bird it's a plane not it's ...
Yummy!
Labels: funny
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Good advice - never invite your parents to your house warming
Read as a comment on an article How to Host a Housewarming Party. I especially love the 'outed himself with a bit of rough trade from Melbourne' LOL.
What good advice!
Labels: funny
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Is it just me or is Kevin Colvin cute?
Is it just me or is Kevin Colvin the guy who was busted by his boss from a Facebook picture hot? Kevin has become notorious for telling his boss he had a family emergency and needed time off and then a picture of him at a Halloween party was loaded on Facebook.
Personally I think he is pretty hot actually!
When Facebook gets its search back I am adding him as a Friend!
Source
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Toy of Year drug shock
Authorities in NSW have placed an immediate ban on a popular craft toy after its beads were found to contain the toxic drug GHB, or fantasy.
The toy "Bindeez", which took out the 2007 Toy of the Year award at the Melbourne Toy and Hobby fair, contains hundreds of beads which can induce seizures, drowsiness or a coma, if eaten.
All Bindeez goods would be removed from sale, Minister for Fair Trading Linda Burney said today, and households with the toy were urged to remove it from any area where it could be accessed by children.
"This Bindeez product is Australian Toy of the Year, it is extraordinarily popular," the minister told reporters today.
"We issuing right now a total banning order right across NSW."
The beads should contain a non-toxic glue but instead they contains a different chemical which the body metabolises into gamma-hydroxy butyrate (GHB), also known as fantasy or Grievous Bodily Harm.
Ms Burney said an investigation into the toy, which is manufactured in Hong Kong, also would look at whether the substitution was deliberate.
Two children in NSW, a two-year-old boy and a ten-year-old girl, have been admitted to hospital in the past ten days after eating the beads.
Labels: funny
Monday, July 02, 2007
Oh the Irony
I was reading this nasty misguided editorial on Bush's Appointment of the anti gay nominee for Surgeon general.
When I noticed something.
Can you guess what the irony is?
Have a go in comments!
Labels: funny
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Slimming Camera
Hewlett Packard has released a digital camera that can slim you down and take at least four pounds off your weight!
While this may sound great for some guys that are creating their Gaydar profiles, I can think of a few problem areas where the average gay boy may NOT want to use this camera!
Can you imagine if the picture slim you down what does it do to your penis! I can just see it now, a generation of gay boys on Gaydar will have to have two digital cameras and will need to learn the art of Photoshop.
Steps:
1) Take Pictures of fully clothed fat bastard self with new camera
2) Take artistic semi clothed pictures of self with new camera
3) Take nude pictures of fat bastard self with new camera and old camera
4) Cut extremely large penis from old pictures and paste over new picture which shows your penis the size of a small pinky
and Voila! new fat bastard pictures for your Gaydar profile
Labels: funny
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Get a hard on and cure jet lag
It has been reported that Viagara has a new and highly unusual side effect - it can cure jet lag!
So go on your trip and get a hard a hard on. Wouldn't that keep you awake if you had a roaring hard on poking out while trying to get to sleep?
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
I am the Devil!
You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
Labels: funny
Sunday, May 06, 2007
BS I want it that way - Do their parents know what they do in the shower?
Labels: funny, music videos
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Sometimes it feels like this!
The boy gave me this card as a joke, but you know sometimes it feels like that hehehehe. I muct admit though that the puppy does such a better job than I do of running to the door and wagging her tail. All I can do is a slight swivel of my hips LOL.
Labels: funny
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
I almost pissed myself laughing at this
Straight man's guide to a urinal!
and yes pun intended!
Labels: funny
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
OMG How did this get past?
How the Hell did this get past! - read the full text itis so funny! Source
Labels: funny
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Quote of the day
A former Labor prime minister, Paul Keating, said Mr Rudd was performing wonderfully and described Mr Howard as "an old, desiccated coconut".
source
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Beefman - what a loser!
In my never ending blog watch I have come across this, an example of homophobia and stupidity all in one.
This guy, Nick Peronace- beefman500@hotmail.com, the president of Enterprise Steaks (allegedly) made anti gay comments on a website. You know normal run of the mill 'I'm going to kill you and break your bones' sort of stuff that gets written allot.
Problem is he included his own email address, yes I kid you not! But my dear friends that's not all. As the explosions started to happen, emails of outrage being sent, telephone calls to his office he threatens to sue and types more nasty notes on the website.
Nasty Nicky, of course is trying to dig himself out of this hole by claiming he did not type the nasty messages. Poor stupid fool though, he doesn't know very much about the Internet or the fact that most websites log the IP address of the computers that make comments.
And poor nasty Nicky, guess what, the denials and pained missive outlining his innocence have the same IP address.
Oh dear I do love a good homophobe being dragged over the coals!
Mr Nasty Nicky Peronace, say sorry and give a LARGE donation to PFLAG or another Gay & Lesbian charity!
Labels: funny
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Google to Zoom Map on Australia Day
Google has announced that it will undertake high quality zoom photography of Sydney on Friday the 26th of January.
The idea is on Australia Day a plane is going to zig zag over Sydney city making high quality images that will then be placed onto Google Maps!
I had a look and our apartment will be over us between 1- 1:30pm so I will have to think of something silly to do to mark the occasion and get in Google Maps hehehehe!
More information including a mash up here
Labels: funny
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Novel Way to Tone Up!
A guy in the states is using his Nintendo WII as a way of oning up and losing weight. The results are pretty impressive, nearly 9 pounds in 6 weeks! Have a read of his blog
Personally I think he looked ok to begin with, but hey who am I to talk LOL
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Hershey's and Crisco?
This was priceless, I was doing a search to buy some Hershey's for when I have finished my diet and I came across this ebay store.
I never never seen crisco anywhere other than the sex store LOL!
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Quote for the day
Hello, could I get a larger bottle?
I'm an alcoholic not a barbie doll!
Labels: funny
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Closer to 2007 - 2006 a started disjointed review
As we get closer to 2007 I thought I would start reviewing the year that was!.
To start off let's look at some new words that have entered our vocabulary, I must admit a few of them do help define me, but i am not saying which!
EGO-SURFING: When you frequently check your name and reputation on the internet.
BLOG STREAKING: "Revealing secrets or personal information online which for everybody's sake would be best kept private."
CRACKBERRY: "The curse of the modern executive: not being able to stop checking your BlackBerry, even at your grandmother's funeral." (A BlackBerry is a popular handheld device that can be used for phoning, emailing and web-browsing).
GOOGLE-STALKING: Defined as "snooping online on old friends, colleagues or first dates."
CYBERCHONDRIA: "A headache and a particular rash at the same time? Extensive online research tells you it must be cancer."
PHOTOLURKING: Flicking through a photo album of someone you've never met.
WIKIPEDIHOLISM: Excess devotion to contributing to the online collaborative encyclopaedia, Wikipedia. (Wikipedia even has a page where you can test whether you're an addict: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Are-You-a-Wikipediholic-Test)).
CHEESEPODDING: Downloading of a song "so cheesy that you could cover it in plastic wrap and sell it at the deli counter." Cheesepodders are especially vulnerable to soft-rock favourites from the 1970s.
Later today I will post some psts that are a more serious and personal look at 2006 and I am starting to look forard to 2007, setings goals and objectives!
Monday, December 25, 2006
Sunday, December 24, 2006
OMG OMG OMG HOLD THE PRESS
Being the total idiot I am and of course the nerd in me, my favorite world wide event Eurovision is to be held in one of my favorite cities in the world Helsinki!
Go the Finnish Minge *giggles*
Labels: funny
Friday, December 22, 2006
What the?
Can someone please explain to me why groups of people are standing around a couple of bottles int he park drinking at 8:30am in the morning?
Can't they celebrate Christmas in the office or at work?
I expect this sort of stuff from some people, but people in beautifully cut suits?
And please if you drink too much at breakfast please have the decency to throw up somewhere away from me! That was just foul!
Labels: funny