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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Slimming Camera

Hewlett Packard has released a digital camera that can slim you down and take at least four pounds off your weight!


While this may sound great for some guys that are creating their Gaydar profiles, I can think of a few problem areas where the average gay boy may NOT want to use this camera!

Can you imagine if the picture slim you down what does it do to your penis! I can just see it now, a generation of gay boys on Gaydar will have to have two digital cameras and will need to learn the art of Photoshop.


Steps:


1) Take Pictures of fully clothed fat bastard self with new camera

2) Take artistic semi clothed pictures of self with new camera

3) Take nude pictures of fat bastard self with new camera and old camera

4) Cut extremely large penis from old pictures and paste over new picture which shows your penis the size of a small pinky

and Voila! new fat bastard pictures for your Gaydar profile

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At Thu Jun 21, 10:00:00 AM EST, Anonymous Alex said...

you have given this too much thought... lol

 

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