Mary Eat Your Heart Out
For everyone that has seen the film Something about Mary, there are a few moments in the film that just make a boy cringe in horror!
When Ted gets his penis caught in his pants zipper before going with Mary to the prom, I and the rest of the male audience watching the film almost passed out in sympathetic agony!
The sound clip - 233k
Mary's step-father: Exactly what the hell is the situation here? What did you shit yourself or something?
Ted: Oh I wish. I got it stuck.
Mary's step-father: You got what stuck?
Ted: It!
Mary's step-father: Oh! It um... well uh... uh listen it's not the end of the world. These kind things happen. Lets have a look at it. OH! FOR GOD AND HEAVENS SAKE!!!
Mrs. Jensen (Markie Post):: What exactly are we looking at here?
Ted: :What do you mean?
Mrs. Jensen:: Well I mean uh is it the um... or the uh...
Mary's step-father:: Is it the frank or the beans?
Cop: :It's just like pulling off a Band-Aid. A one... and a two... and a...
Paramedic: :WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!
An Australian study published recently has found that the most common clothing related injury is actually a male having their balls or penis caught in their pants zipper. Thirteen men and boys have fronted up to the Emergency departments of Queensland (Australian State) between 1988 and 2001 with injurieis to their er um family jewels. And this is just the tip of the iceberg as the author of the report suggests that most men try to treat themselves. It just goes to show that when zipping up you should pay attention!
Media Article SMH - 9/9/2002
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