TOP TEN THINGS HETROSEXUAL PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GAY PEOPLE
1-We did NOT invent disco, stop blaming us
2-We are not sure about Ricky Martin either
3-We probably DID invent aged indigo denim, & we apologise
4-We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your side, she scares the shit out of us
5-Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.
6-Kylie & Britney are ours, J-Lo & Celine are yours. Madonna is for sharing.
7-We are NOT surprised Ian Thorpe advertises "pearl necklaces".
8-if your male friend uses more than 3 hair products at any time, yes, he is.
9-If your female friend wins Wimbledon 16 times, yes, she is.
10-relax, we don't recruit the unwilling
I couldn't resist that - thanks Dave- Astrodave

I am a thirty something married gay boy living in Sydney, almost on top of the gay scene but not in it!
Why Sometimes blue?, because I love blue, but also I am sometimes blue :)





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