Seducing Straight Boys
Author: Superdrewby
Date: 2002
One
of the many pre occupations of gay men and boys is the fantasy
of sleeping with a straight boy. The straight boy could
be your best friend, the high school jock in the football
team, some boy you see in the street or just a generic straight
boy.
It seems to be a huge turn on to conquer or convert this
boy from his misguided heterosexual ways and indoctrinate
him in the ways of male to male sex.
Many single women may lament over their Long Island Iced
Teas on a Friday night that the best guys are always taken
or gay, but there are still a lot of very hot and hunky
straight boys out there, just waiting to see what all the
fuss is about.
The difference between a
gay boy and a straight boy is only a six pack of beer -
anon
If you have read my column on sexuality
you will know that I subscribe to the view that sexuality
is not cut and dried in either heterosexual or homosexual.
instead it is a continuum along which we are all somewhere
in the grey. This doesn't mean that every person is bisexual
and going to jump into bed with anyone male or female. It
does however mean that guys can still be straight and have
sex with other guys.
Some researchers actually believe that at least 80% of
guys have at one time or another though about or actually
had some form of male to male encounter. They may have jerked
off with other guys at school, or even had or given a blow
job as they were growing up!
Now before you run out to your nearest straight pub in
search of a straight boy for the night, let me throw some
cold water on you. This article is more tongue in check
and not really meant to be taken seriously, after all you
can end up in very serious trouble by making a pass at a
straight boy. On the other hand here are some tips that
may just get you lucky.
But please use some common sense here, straight boys may
be curious, but that doesn't mean that they will ever act
on their curiosity!
How to a Guide!
- Never try and pick him up when he is with his
mates, do it when he is alone in private!
- Get him at least a little bit tipsy, the more
he has had to drink the lower his inhibitions!
- Drop casual hints in the conversation about how
much better guys give head than girls, because only
a guy who has a cock knows how to worship it.
- Remind him that having his cock sucked by a guy
doesn't make him gay
- Tell him that no one will ever know about what
happens (if something does happen) - and actually
mean it!
- Don't try kissing him, a lot of straight boys
are quite happy to get a blowjob from a guy but
will really get turned off by kissing him a guy.
- Get him horny by by putting on some straight or
even bisexual porn. Porn is always a good icebreaker
- While watching the porn of a guy giving another
guy a blowjob mention that guys I've the best head!
- Don't act like an effeminate little queen, try
and act just like him and be macho.
- Play with his balls a bit, for some reason girls
are a bit hesitant to play with a guys cock and
balls with their tongue...
- Give him a blowjob that he will remember for years,
once he is hot hard and horny go all out!
- Make it seem like you are doing him a real favor!
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There are a lot of straight guys out there that are in
between girlfriends, not getting any sex or just plain horny,
that if you get them in the mood they might just go for
it. But be warned that after a straight boy has blown his
load he may become aggressive through guilt or embarrassment.
The other problem is if he was your best friend, do you
think he will still be your friend afterwards? Is 5 minutes
of sexual pleasure worth the hassle and worth losing a friend?
Bottom line with straight Boys is they can be had, but
why would you really want a straight boy who is not going
to give anything back and the sex at best is going to be
very one way? Gay boys are better with other gay boys!
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