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TOP TEN THINGS HETROSEXUAL PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GAY PEOPLE

1-We did NOT invent disco, stop blaming us

2-We are not sure about Ricky Martin either

3-We probably DID invent aged indigo denim, & we apologise

4-We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your side, she scares the shit out of us

5-Our so-called “gaydar” does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

6-Kylie & Britney are ours, J-Lo & Celine are yours. Madonna is for sharing.

7-We are NOT surprised Ian Thorpe advertises “pearl necklaces”.

8-if your male friend uses more than 3 hair products at any time, yes, he is.

9-If your female friend wins Wimbledon 16 times, yes, she is.

10-relax, we don’t recruit the unwilling

I couldn’t resist that – thanks Dave- Astrodave

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